I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
I’m going to marry you someday. I promise you that.
Scene: The elderly female PATIENT with a splinter in her finger sits quietly by the procedure table. The NURSE stands nearby, pulling out some tools, as the DOCTOR CRANQUIS reaches into a nearby drawer and pulls out a CHUX PAD to spread on the procedure table.
CRANQUIS: *shakes out the CHUX PAD…
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
when boys wear basketball shorts and u can see their